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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · over 1 year ago
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · about 1 month ago
Jesus returns but he falls in love with France and forces everyone to call him Jesuis and he travels the world doing sermons in whichever cities Victor Wembanyama is playing basketball in.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 4 months ago
Vinegar is the best tasting cleaning product by far.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 9 months ago
The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 8 months ago
Horrifying if literal: a coat of arms
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · about 2 months ago
Jesus returns but he falls in love with jeans and forces everyone to call him Jeansus Christ and he just travels the world giving sermons on how great jeans are.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 3 months ago
I’m sorry but with his height Big Bird should’ve been in the NBA.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 5 months ago
Sirens were the first rock singers.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 4 months ago
Guys I’m at a party and there’s a golden retriever in jeans.
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