Newest Skeets

Someone asked me how to pronounce my name like bro Siege is an English word bro do you ask Mark’s how to pronounce Mark wtf

Grandma’s new boyfriend’s granddaughter has a crush on grandpa’s new girlfriend’s grandson.

It’s shocking how quickly my dog took to breakdancing.

No matter what happens tomorrow I want you guys to know I’ve had a real fun time skeeting with you all.

My house is haunted I swear someone farted right behind me aw man now it stinks yeah this was for sure a ghost

Some of you have been asking what I do for work and the truth is I teach kindergarten to high schoolers.

My new years revolution is gonna be to have five birthdays

Went to trade school expecting to have to negotiate more.