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Yeah I hear it has to be a slap from a priest or maybe that Constantine fella

My house is haunted I swear someone farted right behind me aw man now it stinks yeah this was for sure a ghost

Don’t worry I have my weenie buried deep between my buns. It’s the last thing he’s roasting.

If wrestling games taught me anything it’s that you gotta get your taunts in early to unlock your special moves.

I can perform the national anthem with just the whooshing sounds of my kicks and punches.

Close! That was unlocked when I hit 30.

I wish that was on film. Another reason why the only Flock cameras I want are ones that follow birds.

Exactly! Lockpicking is why I’m such a good listener (and congrats on baby #2! Not a stalker I swear, just saw the skeets)

There’s too much bass in farts. Farts sound like Halloween when they should sound like Christmas.

Lockpicking my way outta jail with the help of one kettle-cooked chip.