People Are Always Asking

people are always asking me professor kiosk are you insane in the membrane are you insane in the brain and to them I say fools insanity is good for one thing only and that’s the padded cell

people are always asking me professor kiosk what it do and I say to them fools it do be good it do be good

people are always asking me professor kiosk I heard a rumor you were once brofessor kiosk is that true and I say to them fools yes I was once a bro but I gave up my brovenly ways for the life of a shitposter

people are always asking me professor kiosk do you know how we can solve the problems facing our country and I say to them fools I'm just a shitposter so of course I have extensive and detailed plans for building a just society pffft

people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army

people are always asking me professor kiosk how do you come up with your skeets and I say to them fools it’s simple I just stare at my phone until I free associate some janky thoughts that are possibly funny to people who were born before 1985

people are always asking me professor kiosk what time is love and I say to them fools love is not time rather love is fake like time but leaves just as many scars for those who believe in it

people are always asking me professor kiosk how do you come up with your skeets they are so random and silly surely you must have some secret that keeps you awash in absurdity and to them I say fools I get all of my ideas from my brain that is large and has many many neurons which are full of drugs

people are always asking me professor kiosk where have all the corn dog skeets gone don't you love them anymore and to them I say fools of course I love corn dogs but a man's got to build his reputation on something with a little more gravitas (buttholes)