Kiosk Loves Corn Dogs

a fisful of corn dogs

I’ve got 99 corn dogs but a stick in none

does “dogpiles” include piles of corn dogs

the corn dog isn't america's greatest invention but it is on a stick

basically I’m what you get when you combine a corn dog with a phd

I always separate the word corn from the word dog because corn dog refers to the tasty treat we all know and love while corndog refers to the rare disease cornulyptic-dogonisis and I don’t want to confuse people

confession time: I'm not as influential as I appear to be unless you're talking about corn dogs or buttholes

in my next life I want to be a corn dog

if I wanted to shock people I would just say I wasn’t into corn dogs anymore