PK's Bangers

back in the 80s every pop song featured a mandatory sax solo and we liked it that way

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

my husband’s birthday cake is giving big homer simpson vibes

I had my 7th anniversary of sobriety this past weekend and I feel very lucky

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

[first date] him: tell me a little about yourself her: I’m a veterinarian him: I’ve never been to veterinaria her: no I work with animals him: I hate my coworkers too her: check please

“bsky is dying” shut up we’re all dying