Comedy

there’s no rules you can call any house “my ancestral home”

I've started calling all the things that distract me from my current task, Side Quests. Now I have adventures, not ADD

Why I miss 3.5mm jacks on phones: Only one ear bud charged last night.

Logging on bc I don’t have anything to brag about on facebook.

If I was told to run for my life, I’d probably walk briskly

getting my crown replaced, if i don’t make it, please tell my kids i love them

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

I hope today is the day I find a baby raccoon and we’ll become best friends and wear matching outfits

Feeling very Canadian today