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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 1 day ago
happy for her
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 7 months ago
trying to post through it rn
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · over 1 year ago
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 11 months ago
all i'm saying is that there were better options
TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR SANDWICH THROWING GUY
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · almost 2 years ago
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.
Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App
was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"
Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 2 days ago
i've seen enough
Georgia US Senate PROJECTED WINNER Jon Ossoff (and it's a picture of his ass) DecisionDeskHQ.com Decision Desk HQ
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 2 months ago
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g- MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail 12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 7 months ago
guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · over 2 years ago
einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
Prague, 23 November 1911 Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie, Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say. But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism! I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i
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