I do think there’s a chance that someone will write a news article about how Mr Beast could be the new Speaker of the House, I think we can use the power of positive thinking to get the Atlantic to write it
Squaresoft exec: ok you got to make your big polycule game, do something new for Final Fantasy VIII
Writer: ok, this one's about teens fighting a sorcereress
Squaresoft exec: oh good
Writer: they go around collecting GFs
let it be known that if they want to do a clip show around episode 18 or something where a senator comes in and demands a review of the character's activities to save budget for finales, this is okay