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Buxom Bearded Wizards

Buxom Bearded Wizards

by Faine Greenwood Faine Greenwood

Pictures of buxom wizards with beards — fantasy art and illustrations featuring voluptuous, full-figured magic users who also sport a magnificent beard.

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  • 💙 Liked by 6 users
  • 📅 Updated 20 days ago
  • ⚙️ Provider attie.ai
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Shen Comix
@shenanigansen.bsky.social
12 days ago
Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach." Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES." Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says. Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells.
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Mamikon Khatchikian
@mamikon.bsky.social
3 days ago
Youuuuu, shall not… PASSSSS!!! Gandalf the Gray, painted for a massive diorama piece where he’s fighting a Balrog. There’s a tutorial on his grey clothes on my Patreon. I hope you enjoy! Have a great day. #warhammercommunity #lordoftherings #lotr #gandalf
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Cargie ➡️ 📺VBFC
@cargie.baby
15 days ago
this made me feel a little better, swiped off reddit
a meme from Lord of the Rings in which Gandalf has been replaced by a trans flag. "You're late", says Frodo. Gandalf/trans flag replies: "A transition is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to."
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Phil Murphy
@crashtesterx.bsky.social
3 days ago
A wizard is never late,nor is he early.
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the haver of it🔞
@taylortitmouse.bsky.social
12 days ago
me: wizards are sooo vain, they're all doing glamours to look pretty or cool. deacon's the only one who isn't. he tried it once and got made fun of and then never did it again because he couldn't pull it off
tumblr ask: lmao what did deacon even try to do? [gigachad edited to look like deacon]
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Ralph Bakshi
@ralphbakshi.bsky.social
11 days ago
Gandalf arrives in Hobbiton. Now at a new price at our ebay shop: ebay.us/m/en1Fxf
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Holly Anderson 🍇
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
13 days ago
this website is great, idk what some of y’all are mad about
Photo of Gandalf with huge naturals directly above somber political discourse
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🔞Silky Staches🔞 BOOP! :)
@silkymoustaches.bsky.social
7 days ago
Best band in Montreal by the way
Brutal Wizard knuckle tattoo.
Brutal Wizard and Juicebox blowing weed smoke onto Sam's face.
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Robot Wig
@robotwig.com
10 days ago
One year ago today I posted this miniature Lord of the Rings Saruman photo I created. All shot practically using real lighting, figures, cotton wool sky and miniature sets #practicaleffects #lotr #lordoftherings #saruman #photography #visualart #miniaturephotography #photo #movies #fantasy #wizard
Saruman stands atop Orthanc looking down at Gandalf
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RetrogamerDaz
@retrogamerdaz.bsky.social
4 days ago
I mentioned I had a grail on the way and here he is. #inart Gandalf is the most impressive 1/6 scale figure I’ve ever seen. I need to sort his hair and clothes out but I’m floored by how good he currently looks. I’ve never seen anything like it.
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Lili Yochana
@liliyo.bsky.social
6 days ago
What was bluesky like in 2023
Person wearing a grey cloak, swimsuit, thigh high socks, pointed hat and long beard Text: how people do sexy Gandalf Person wearing a grey cloak, swimsuit, thigh high socks, pointed hat, long beard, and long merkin Text: how I expect sexy Gandalf

What was bluesky like in 2023

the infamous "female bullying" stock photos that read like lesbian soft porn, extremely charged
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SAINT SLUGGODIN SAYS FUCK MARK CUBAN
@saintsluggo.bsky.social
14 days ago
No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well wishers or distant relations! And what about the cream of the crop? Macho Mandalf Randy Gandalf!
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Nute
@nutedawn.bsky.social
8 days ago
A very small character and beat that stuck with me in this re-read of LOTR which I think is very illustrative of Tolkien's worldview: Háma. Théoden's doorward who is truly loyal to him and finds a way lets Gandalf enter Meduseld with his staff.
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Nightscale studio
@nightscalestudio.bsky.social
11 days ago
Saruman of Many Colors. #nightscalestudio #saruman #sarumanthewhite #SarumanofManyColors #middleearth #lordoftherings #miniaturepainting #paintingminiature #paintingcomission
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Gene Gonzales
@genegonzales.bsky.social
9 days ago
According to the 1976 Super DC Calendar today is the birthday of Sargon, the Sorcerer! #sargon #sargonthesorcerer #goldenagecomics #dccomics #superdccalendar #patreon #clipstudiopaint
Golden age comics sorcerer, Sargon, appearing in a flash of light and smoke. Wearing a tuxedo and red cloak. The Ruby of Life, the source of his powers, is set in the turban he wears.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
3 days ago
Saruman reveals the truth about Ents to Grima

These trees are evolving to kill us.

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✈️ 𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓; 🔜 Confuzzled 🌊
@rabbitobj.bsky.social
14 days ago
I haven’t drawn my Forsaken Ice Mage in a few years. Here’s Rotgut and her miunt, Munch :] [ #art #warcraft #worldofwarcraft ]
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Heather Alexis🏳️‍⚧️
@heather-alexis.bsky.social
10 days ago
It's officially my tranniversary. I admitted to myself I was trans and came out to some of my closest friends 4 years ago today. Me 4 years ago:
4 panels of Gandalf from the first Hobbit movie. Gandalf is standing in front of a lot of greenery holding his staff. Top panel caption: "I am Gandalf." "Gandalf" has been crossed out and replaced with "Heather" Second panel caption: "And Gandalf means..." "Gandalf" has been crossed out and replaced with "Heather" Third panel is blank. Fourth panel caption: "...me!"
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Paul J. Dauenhauer
@pauldauenhauer.bsky.social
13 days ago
Looking at old manuscripts
Gandalf
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Charm City Spec Official
@charmcityspec.bsky.social
11 days ago
TT Madden makes a second appearance at this Saturday's Charm City Spec, this Saturday along with a bevy of talented authors! Come and join us!
TT Malden reads Charm City Spec, at the Bird in Hand Cafe, 11 E. 33rd St. (in Baltimore), 6pm April 11, 2026. All are Welcome. Image: the author as, presumably, a magic-user of some kind, or possibly reading a magic book. Magical forces, manifesting as golden light and illuminated birds, are swooping around the space above the author's head.
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