illumi's bangers

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

alright hear me out

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year