Karate Lovers

Stealth, parkour and speed climbing, quick reaction times, getting away, observation and intuition. Martial arts and good aim with a gun when there's no other choice. She's basically a modern urban ninja.

🔞 not just a clown but the whole circus

@slimegal.bsky.social

anyone want to karate chop me and then get me all the skateboards i want

Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord

@dioptre-hertz.bsky.social

that is for sure the moral of the story. no matter what it does to you or your body or your lifespan, you must kill and kill and kill, for vengeance. this is the core of daoist and buddhist martial arts philosophies

Bullshit (comisions open)

@bsporn.bsky.social

I think the vhs connection is actually how he started doing martial arts films. Cause both him and Gareth Evans of the raid fame worked on the same short for vhs2 and then Timo started doing movies with the stars of the raid.

Chels (Chelsea) (she/her)

@spooniechels.bsky.social

about 4 hours ago

Station 27. "Crowded Table", The Highwomen 28. Martial Arts Belt Holder - Light $57.60 I'm going for my green (4th) belt in Krav Maga eventually (it'll probably be a year) and I really want to display them on this! You can customize it for number of belts and designs. I want to put my school's++

Necronomnom 🥀

@supgirl.bsky.social

You like DnD, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, & Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, & you don't know karate. Face it, You're never gonna make it…

big worm

@maractusstan.bsky.social

It’s kinda weird to me how Karate supposedly taught me all about self defense and yet they were vehemently against having any weapon to enforce said defense. Like if you couldn’t defend yourself with just your fists then you deserved to die ig

Kotomine Kirei

@kireieleison.bsky.social

I am trained in eastern martial arts, so if you forgive the difference in styles, I would happily oblige.

ᴡɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴍᴇsᴏᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ @blazingcoatl.bsky.social

‼️ You wish to partake in the joy of lucha?! Of course! I would be happy to oblige such a willing request!

Sandwich Lawyer 🌭⚖️

@nuclearporkchop.bsky.social

Blind bought/watched the Thai martial arts movie "Chocolate" from 2008. Completely blown away that the lead is the same woman from the opening segment from "The Furious", Jeeja Yanin (the reporter)! Her acting was stellar, w/ a surprisingly compelling portrayal of a special needs child. Loved it.

static.klipy.com

Go Watch It! Meme

Alt: animated gif of some white guy yelling "GO WATCH IT!" from behind metal bars

Professor Tom of Shujin Academy VGM Club

@shujinacademy.bsky.social

The third Double Dragon brother feels like something @hmibisondollars.bsky.social would come up with. Maybe Sonny Lee has given up on martial arts and become an accountant in Opossum City?

José Hernández Lagunes

@jhernandezlagunes.bsky.social

Prepare to be destroyed by the deadliest of all martial arts... MONKEY STYLE!!!

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 18

𝕿𝖔 𝕻𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝖆 𝕮𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖓 🖤

@hoochieprophet.blacksky.app

Idk karate or kung fu tho

High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social

I didn't know what the hell I was talking about as a child, but now?? My back DOES hurt. My bra IS too tight. My booty DOES shake from the left to the right. Life comes at you fast.

CrashMcCloud

@crashmccloud.bsky.social

Congrats on your newly discovered karate skills.

Hey! This place is a mess!

@tennismess.bsky.social

I liked it! I might prefer ‘old-man-gun’ Bob odenkirk to ‘full head of hair-karate’ Bob odenkirk

Bloomineck

@bloomineck.bsky.social

No, I recognised a few. Here are some pro athlethletes: Laurel Hubbard — weightlifting Mianne Bagger — golf Veronica Ivy (Rachel McKinnon) — cycling Natalie van Gogh — cycling Fallon Fox — mixed martial arts Lia Thomas — swimming CeCé Telfer — track and field ...1/ 🧵

Hellrazor Ramon

@sugarazor.bsky.social

This is especially depressing because ads on WWE PPVs are a relatively new thing, no? Like there might be the Karate Fighters gimmick or something but there weren't commercial breaks on WWE PPV until like 5 years ago, right?

@danvargue.bsky.social

I have seen on IG some "wwe fan reacts to All In" and the fact that, bar none, their first comment was "there are no ads!" which is like the saddest low bar I have ever seen.

Jacob Reynolds

@jacobmikereynolds.bsky.social