Parenting

This is going to be very appealing to the all-important "After three days, I suddenly noticed that my child was missing" voting demographic.

3 months and my son is turning over on his own. Before long he shall have the strength to conquer his preschool and then the Gauls.

My son has discovered how fun it is to grab handfuls of food and throw it over everything

My daughter was listing off all of the things she can draw for her little brother The list: Dogs Cats Rabbits Robots Flowers A Guy Farting

How, in New York in 2026, did my child get a “Columbus Day” packet that not only says he “discovered America” and the “round earth,” but describes the people he met in America as, you guessed it, “Indians?” The copyright date on this packet is 1985! *I* probably colored this when I was in school!

My daughter was telling me some really involved story that sounded like Taylor Swift was in a love triangle with Woody and Buzz from Toy Story and I thought "that can't be right" and also "huh..that tracks."

My son is excitedly going down a list of everything he’s taking with him which really isn’t much. I’m trying to think what all I can give him for his new apartment. He hasn’t found one yet but I like that he’s psyching himself up for it.

This is giving some serious, “Don’t talk to me or my son again!” energy

Of all the men speaking up about male violence against women, and especially boy's violence against girls after the Cornell episode, this is one I really like. His final remark: "I want to teach my daughter how to live, not just how to get home alive.' #women #girls #safety

Parent teacher conferences confirmed that my child is indeed a joy to have in class.