JERRY NO

Jerry, no

episode 47: a window that shows a different outside than expected returns to a roadside motel in nevada. it is more chronologically confused than before. nobody is surprised. jerry, NO

Wait. I feel like I'm supposed to "Jerry, no!" But it also seems like not quite appropriate. I'll get this. Hold on.

breaking: a houseplant that has outlived four families found in a hospital ward on the fourth floor, which should not exist. officials describe it as never plays rock. more at 11. jerry, NO

fun fact: a GPS that knows where you are going before you do has been aware of the camera since before you were born. it will remain so. jerry, NO

Jerry no... No way you didn't bring enough for everyone right?

three things: a calendar that skips certain days. a subway car that skipped your stop. well-lit but wrong. you know what to do. jerry, NO

found in a quiet suburban street: a child who asks only the right questions. condition: never plays scissors. owner: unknown. jerry, NO

What about “Jerry No!” In the Bible? @jcsalterego.bsky.social

Jerry, no.