Bluesky Feed - HALO HEAD (descending)

bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 3 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #604 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "LOOK, THE POINT IS"

2) "IT MIGHT BE SCARY, BUT BEING CONFUSED ISN'T *BAD*"

3) "YOU'RE GROWING AND SO IS MARS"

4) "MAYBE YOU'RE JUST STARTING TO UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FEELS"

1) "I'M *TRYING* TO TRICK YOU INTO WORKING THAT OUT YOURSELF!!"

2) "I MEAN, A GIRL TELLS ME NOT TO FIGURE HER OUT AND I GO AND..."

3) "I'M IN THE DOGHOUSE AS IT IS WITHOUT JUST *TELLING* YOU"

4) "WELL ME TOO BUT I DON'T MIND, YOU'RE A GOOD HOST"

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 3 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #603 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO CHLOE ABOUT THE PIÑATA MONEY"

2) "...OH."

3) "CHLOE WAS THERE."

4) "THAT MAKES SENSE."

1) "REALLY?!"

2) "IT MAKES SENSE?!"

3) "OH YEAH. BIG TIME."

1) "SHE CAN'T JUST *SAY* SHE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU IN FRONT OF CHLOE"

2) "BUT SHE'S ALWAYS SPENDING TIME WITH CHLOE"

3) "THAT'S DIFFERENT. IT'S PLATONIC. I MEAN, YOU DON'T SEE MARS PUNCHING *HER* IN THE FACE, DO YOU?!"

1) "ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU WHERE I GET TO SOUND HALFWAY SANE"

2) "NO, KEEP GOING! THAT *DOES* MAKE SENSE!"

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 3 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #602 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "WHEN YOU... *ASSUME* THINGS ABOUT MARS"

2) "THAT SHE WANTS THIS OR THAT"

3) "IT'S LIKE YOU *ARE* MAKING UP A HUNDRED POSSIBLE MARS...ES"

4) "BASED ON WHAT *YOU* THINK"

5) "WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE REAL ONE"

1) "THE REAL ONE IS MORE COMPLICATED"

2) "SHE DOESN'T HAVE JUST ONE THING SHE WANTS"

3) "AND NEITHER DO YOU, IN SPITE OF YOURSELF"

1) "LOOK AT WHAT SHE *DOES*"

2) "AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE *WANTS*"

1) "THEN... SHE WANTS... TO SPEND TIME WITH ME"

2) "YES, I THINK SO"

3) "LOOK AT ME AND TALK TO ME"

4) "REASONABLE ASSUMPTIONS"

5) "*AND* BEAT ME UP"

6) "... SOMETIMES, YES, I'M SURE"

7) "AND SHE WANTS ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A FIVE"

8) "WHAT"

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 3 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #601 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "YES!"

2) "HOLY SHIT!"

3) "YOU GOT IT!"

4) "OH MY GOD!"

5) "SORRY I WASN'T SURE THAT WOULD WORK AT ALL"

1) "SO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW, RIGHT?"

2) "WHAT IT 'REALLY MEANS?'"

1) "UM, IT'S..."

2) "STILL HARD TO DO IT ON MY OWN..."

1) "YEAH THAT'S COOL
I'LL JUST DO THE REST"

2) "*WITHOUT* THE METAPHOR"

3) "THAT WON'T BE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME AT ALL"

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 4 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD ✨#600✨ (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "UM..."

2) "DOES THAT MAKE ANYTHING CLEARER AT ALL"

1) "IT'S FINE."

2) "IT WAS KIND OF A SHOT IN THE D— I MEAN, A SILLY IDEA"

1) "YOU'RE SAYING... I COULD IMAGINE AS MANY AS I WANT"

2) "BUT REALLY THERE'S ONLY ONE MARS"

1) "I SAID THAT BEFORE BUT"

2) "I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS"

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 4 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #599 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) MAYBE, EVENTUALLY

2) IN SPITE OF ENDLESS, EASY GRATIFICATION

... BUT SOMETHING REAL IS THE ONE THING THIS WORLD CAN NEVER GIVE YOU.

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 4 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #598 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 5 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #597 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "IT'S OKAY, THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT I'M GETTING AT."

2) "JUST IMAGINE WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK OF ANYTHING NEW YOURSELF FOR NOW."

1) "IMAGINE YOU WANTED *TEN* OF MARS."

2) "THIS PLANET WOULD CREATE THEM FOR YOU INSTANTLY."

1) A *HUNDRED?* NO PROBLEM.

2) AND NONE OF THEM WOULD DO ANYTHING THAT CONFUSES YOU, *EVER.*

1) THEY ALL JUST UH...

2) MANHANDLE YOU, OR WHATEVER.

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 5 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #596 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "READY?"

2) "OKAY. YOU ARRIVE ON AN ALIEN PLANET, BUT IT'S NOT UNFAMILIAR"

3) "PERFECT WEATHER, LUSH GRASS AND CLEAR SKIES FOR MILES"

1) YOU FEEL THE PLANET IS ALIVE.

2) SHE'S A PERSON WHO LOVES YOU.

1) SHE CAN GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT.

2) ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF—

3) "YOUR PATH!"

1) "GUH"

2) "WHAT'S UP?"

3) "I DID IT WRONG. I DIDN'T SEE WHAT I WANTED AT *ALL*"

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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 5 months ago

HELLO FROM HALO HEAD #595 (this is part of an ongoing comic series! HFHH is an irreverent, allegorical comedy that explores the multitudes of a person's response to trauma. i call it a "traumedy" ;) see my bio to read the rest!)

1) "I'LL BE A MINUTE. YOU GO SIT."

2) "GET COMFORTABLE. THERE'S A BLANKET AND PILLOW IF YOU WANT."

1) "THERE'S A BOOK ON IT."

2) "YOU CAN MOVE TH—"

3) "HMM."

1) "ACHILLES, YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A READER, ARE YOU?"

2) "NO..."

3) "BUT YOU LIKE PICTURES."

4) "I LIKE CLAIR'S DRAWINGS."

5) "IF I TELL YOU A STORY CAN YOU IMAGINE IT IN YOUR HEAD LIKE HER DRAWINGS? IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FOCUS?"

1) "AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMAGINING YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT IF I CAN IMAGINE THINGS"

2) "WAIT TIL I GET OVER THERE AND *START*, GOOFBALL"

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