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Caves of Q.. wait what

this is what most of my linkedin looks like fyi

sea and why. goodnight.

it's absolutely bonkers that this is all happening against the backdrop of the Epstein files

Recession Indicator: Gaga is doing high fashion drag again oh NOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXIX...

Okay I have to admit, formatting his posts like a legal brief is is pretty funny

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6et...

it would be a good bit for the press to just intentionally mishear ballroom as bathroom every time trump talks about his big beautiful bathroom and ask questions like how many toilets will there be and will they have heated seats or a bidet feature maybe

(barely paying attention to the news) We've got to build Donald Trump's big bathroom. Or else they'll shoot him some where else.

I would make a great tree because I mainly just hang out and murmur to myself

They should legalize being cool as hell

the central bit in twain and einstein cracked me up

The emoji kitchen suggestions on Google keyboard have been showing me some zodiac killer shit lately

court filings like this are usually handwritten

Godzilla's always smashing stuff. That's no way to go through life

Godzilla always smashing stuff. That's no way to go through life

lmao this one kicks ass

lmao these are two separate ads

Maybe you don't like Hasan but he described Klay fumbling Megan as "the type of greed they talk about in the bible"

This is one of the most impressive pieces of short form horror I've ever experienced.

DOJ filing an emergency Motion To Allow Ballroom that just says “President Trump is crying RIGHT NOW!!!!”

If there’s no golden ballroom how’s he supposed to be [guttural thing his voice does] the belle of the ball

Jimmy Kimmel, the oracle of Brooklyn, must apologize for his wicked divinations

This country was built on ballrooms, and to suggest otherwise is frankly un-American

people who want power I'm like: over *apes* you want to rule apes. you can't let them do it themselves, or let someone else rule them. they're just apes. leave them be. help them, maybe, to be happier, healthier, etc

those scientology raids are hilarious but i'm worried those kids are going to run into a scientologist with a gun sooner rather than later

This is true again. Three entire comics ahead. Get the inside scoop. Bet on where the comic is going using your inside information. It's legal!

I see you, I hear you, I’m surveilling you

10/10 babies hate my kid-a-pult

Gonna start calling tropical fish owners "tankies" as a bit

I was wondering if there was anyone who worked for the Vancouver Public Library on here. As one does. So I searched VPL. Which, it turns out, is not short for Vancouver Public Library when one is online.

story telling

becoming meek, inheriting the Earth just to feel something

hello bluesky friends, I am looking for recommendations for Denver. I’ll be there next week for a show at Red Rocks and have time to kill. I don’t drink alcohol and I won’t have a car. what are some things I should see and things I should eat

what a shitty day. but as I tell younger teachers than myself: the shitty days make the normal days easier.

Trump: Democrats are weak and overly sensitive Also Trump: It's illegal to be mean to me

Me giving the nod to the other boys from WHITE SWAT before we swarm out of the van to sweep up a pale brother who is about to read to you from the wiki page for "the dozens"

Hello? Yes, this is dog

Incredible that in 2026, I can't just go into my text message app and type in someone's name to send them a text

let them take their politics, of culling the poor, elsewhere

i don't think it should he legal to burn down a microsoft store. i don't think it should be legal to implode their headquarters. luckily it's not, so we're all safe

Is war machine a fun creature gorefest or an american military porno? Im in the mood for a creature flick but i hate american military movies.

I woke up this morning annoyed at my wife for being a jerk to me. Then I realized she hadn’t been, it was in a dream.

On the 2 train platform staring at my phone. A train approaches and I get up and wait at the platform edge, finally looking up as the train zips past to see that I am hoping to board the money train. I turn around to see two young women on the bench I stood up from laughing into their sleeves.

"Welcome to the Jungle"... still a monster track

this really made me think about how weird the term "first responders" is. It's actually kind of incredible she uses it after making it clear she's already talking about cops because people almost always use it to conceal that they're talking about cops

DUST BUNNY (2025 Fuller) hi Bryan big fan so, how much anime have you been watching? You can tell me this is a safe space was it …all of it?

On a demented whim today I picked up some sugar free Red Vines to munch on while I worked and I do not recommend them. It's kind of like chewing a candle with brittle bone disease

my god why hast thou forsaken me

that's one of the main reasons the fascism happens

[extremely alpha male influencer voice] Nothing is more important right now than a grand ballroom

the entire point of the ballroom is to build a bunker only his people can control so he can retreat into it in 2028 and start firing nukes at American cities huh

Do I have any writer/reader friends on here who are seriously knowledgeable about When We Cease to Understand the World?

It’s so fascinating to me that this kind of guy still exists in 2026 and is accusing me of being a Mastodon user for some reason

what a genuinely embarrassing idea to have

"We're listening. Tell us what you want." /Suburban MSNBC types and everyone who shops for groceries baying for the blood of reactionary billionaires and social democratic policies, eyes turning completely black, a keening unfathomable in its savagery "I think I heard 'targeted tax cuts for cops?'"

They have more money than they could spend in 100 lifetimes and they're still terrified of losing any of it. This is scared loser shit. It's pathetic. I just ordered takeout that will cost me more of my net worth than any tax would cost these fuckers. That makes me braver than all of them combined.

Fichtner in “Beef”… Emmy this man

i bet I'd be good at being a skeleton chained to the wall of a dungeon, i wonder how you land a gig like that

Aaron Gordon is out for tonight because of a bad ganja goo ball he bought on lot at a String Cheese Incident. The team is asking everyone to “send healing vibes” for game six.

The thing about Acrobat is that it has never been good. Getting to use Preview for PDFs is like a top ten reason to get a Mac.

i'm gonna go broke in this museum's gift shop

Aaron Gordon is out for tonight because of a bad ganja good ball he bought on lot at a String Cheese Incident. The team is asking everyone to “send healing vibes” for game six.

Eating a kumquat is what I assume sharks must feel like when they chew on the undersea internet cable

“his exact nature has been disputed”

when i'm in charge, if your company makes physical items - consumer, industrial, anything - you will be prohibited from using AI in advertising. or at all. also if you advertise prescription medicine on TV, you Will Be Made An Example Of, getting special gifts i can't divulge delivered very fast.

THOMAS MERTON AT FOURTH AND WALNUT:

ahh ok mall santas are lawn guys who don’t have plows i think we did it

look at this rad abstract face my son accidentally painted. this was upside down from how he was painting, i just saw it later. see the eye and the yellow nose? i think its wearing glasses?

do all the mall santas have a usual out of season gig how like guys who mow lawns also plow snow

i have begun construction on my ballroom megastructure

popular text The Bible is well over 500 pages long

i have begun construction in my ballroom megastructure

Stand your ballroom. the ballroom doctrine

3 year olds LOVE this song, try playing it for yours if you have one and see if they like it and report back music.youtube.com/watch?v=pyOO...

schumer consulting the baileys regarding the trump ballbunker

we need to pay for the dictator to have a bunker to keep him in power as a tyrant over us all

Starting to feel like the politicians aren't reading our replies. They've got us muted. They've blocked the American people.

[redly] THEYRE TURNING THE FRIGGIN’ MERCH GAY

i should retire from posting

just learned that BUCKLESUCKER, America's longest running pilgrim fetish magazine, is closing up shop at the end of the year 😔

Marmalade Update: the wet paws mystery has been SOLVED

What is wrong with the Mariners?

Socrates's son playing video games and Socrates is like "shouldn't you be examining your life"

There is no dignity in a Trevor Larnarch triple

Smiles of Mirth: The Laughter Chronicles

bro who pronounces "Paris, Texas" in accents appropriate to both Paris and Texas

Ok, fire away everyone

i made an inaturalist account, i do NOT trust an app to identify ANYTHING and will NOT be using it for that, i just wanted a streamlined way to report seastar wasting in tidepools to the multi-agency rocky intertidal network but feel free to "friend" me or whatever. same @

@extremelystable.bsky.social I am zoning out HARD to this (complimentary) youtu.be/eVpxIAirJck?...

laughed so hard I got a bit of a headache from Paul's movie quotes www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSlu...

Thinking of becoming one of the infamous Predators from the Predator film franchise

The man accused Maxine Waters of assaulting him. There’s a good chance he rolls a natural one and ends up punching himself in the face, knocking himself out instantly.

when you think about it the beloved heyday of personal web sites was about 1997-2007. i suspect we’ve been pining for a return to that period longer than it actually existed. the M*A*S*H of internet nostalgia.

the Shochiku 4K of AN AUTUMN AFTERNOON looks so good I want to punch myself in the face

we are having TV time and the baby (almost 2) kept demanding "ALL THE WORLD" and her father didn't know what that meant but luckily i speak baby. she wanted to watch the music video for "around the world" by daft punk

Love too see white blood cells transiting my eye ball

Ordering Blue Moon at a Hooters is such a deft character detail

One day that homeless veteran on the side of the road could be an IDF veteran